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Originally Posted by Prayer Warrior
This is most perplexing. Perhaps a question for Jesus during his annual birthday visits. We need to figure out who is responsible here.
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Originally Posted by Prayer Warrior
Is Herman Cain actually dead? If not, what happened to him? If so, why did You allow him to die
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Originally Posted by Jesus
Yes, he died. I needed more Arbeitskraft for the Heavenly cotton fields. Someone needs to pick the cotton for the robes I'll be wearing come Rapture (which will be on a Wednesday as you might remember)! The Hamite Cain is doing good work at this very moment although his fingers are bleeding a bit. Bless me!
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As previously mentioned, I asked Jesus about this issue. Looks like we have our answer! At least it sounds like Herman Cain is in Heaven.