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Default Re: Goodbye Rick Warren, Saddleback Church Ordains Three Women - 05-10-2021, 02:03 AM

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I keep saying that it's soy contamination in the water supply. Even the hell bound cathylicks still maintain that it requires a tallywhacker to perform transubstantiation.
Dear Brother Mr. Bryan, Sir, you hit on a troubling conundrum. We, here at the wondrous and blessed , know that the Catholics are wrong about their nonsense of transfusion of Christ's Blood into actual wine. And the crazy notion that their tasteless wafers actually become Jesus's body is beyond abhorrent. (I have heard that human flesh tastes like pork.)

So, we are right to consider ourselves at odds with their Satan's Sock Puppet of a church. And yet, they are right about so many things. Their firm stance on the spiritual authority of males is laudable. And they practically have a monopoly on abortion opposition zealotry, (AOZ). Look at Mother Theresa. People are always quoting her ideas on the subject. Trump also spoke out against abortion. But do you ever see his words scrawled on a protest sign?

So, we are in a tricky position. We know that we, and we alone, are right, as in Really Right®. But what do we do about those who are sort of right, but ultimately wrong? Do we work with them first, then oust them later? Should we be storming the Supreme Court to get rid of the Catholics there? Or do we welcome them for confounding the Jews?


I am so confused by all this sometimes. It's just as well that The Lord has never vested me with any spiritual authority.


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