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Default Re: There is no such thing as an "agnostic!" - 12-20-2010, 05:00 PM

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Speaking as an atheist, I would like to help you out help you go straight to Hell while we have homo sex together.
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If someone acknowledges that they don't know something but they believe it passionately, I suggest that it is a form of mental illness. Most religious people know this deep down as well, which is why they always say that the "know" God as well as "believe" in God. Just look at the people on this board. They don't personally KNOW anything about any god, but they BELIEVE in ONE of those gods passionately.

(Shhh! Don't tell them that! It gets them angry.)
Darn right, this makes us angry. You are trying to lead people to ETERNAL DAMNATION just because YOU HATE GOD.

You see, this is where the lying atheist agenda is exposed. As God tells us, everyone knows about God and the Holy Spirit. All supposed "non-believers" (atheists, joos, hindoos, mooslims, etc.) KNOW that God is sending the Holy Spirit into their hearts, but they hate God (usually because of some test he laid before them earlier in their lives such as the death of a parent or being born a cripple) so they lie about this.

Even after being called out y True Christians, they insist that they have no such direct contact with God. Well, let me ask you this:

If our Lord God didn't reveal Himself to EVERYONE, how could he send those people to Hell for not accepting Him and still be the pure essence of goodness that we know Him to be?

He wouldn't do that, of course, so he must have exposed himself to everyone. The logic is unassailable. Everyone has had the same revelation as we have, some just lie about it.

Don't be one of those liars!


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