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Originally Posted by Gabriel Reproba
A dear friend just wrote to me suggesting something that I think is a great idea: What if we make stoning an Olympic Sport? I know we could get all of the Middle East and at least half of Africa behind this. It would finally make the O-lame-pics worth watching! We would remove soccerball, of course, to make room. We could locate the US Olympic Stoning team traingin center right in Landover!
Thoughts?
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OUTSTANDING idea. We need to start petitioning the Olympic committee right now. I think it is a wonderful way to introduce the rest of the world to the practice of stoning. The Europeans don't stand a chance at any medal. I will just say this practice makes perfect. *
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I bet we can find some homers across the border in Minnesota.