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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
That seems very dangerous. Women should never be near loaded weapons. My wife accidentally shot at me several times when she got hold of a weapon. The only reason I am still alive is because women cannot aim.
A very stupid women who is about to lose an eye:
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Amen, Brother Cranky. Amen! I say let the menfolk take care of the guns and shooting. I'm hopeless with a rifle. I once tried to shoot a skunk when it was on my sister's driveway and all I managed to do was cause the cows in the field across the road to stampede. Maybe you'll remember that dimwit Vice-President Joe Biden telling women to get a shotgun. The attached video shows just how foolish that advice is. (And now he wants to be the next President!?? Dear Lord above, help us all!) A blessed evening to you, dear Brother Cranky. Sincerely, Isabella W.
P.S. At the end of the video you'll see my sister, Agatha. She and I disagree on the guns-for-women issue. Next time, she can shoot those darned skunks herself.