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Default Re: Hi - 03-19-2011, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
Friend,

You sound like a nice person, why do waste time on some Frenchman who wrote porno about women and donkeys? Anyway, I have a friend named Jesus who can command demons. Would you like to hear about Him?
Haha, thank you, sir, but I was referring to Voltaire the musician, not Voltaire the author.

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If you'd really like to know our opinions on pretty much everything, all you need to do is to read the KJV Bible. I suggest starting at Genesis 1:1 and stopping at Revelation 22:21. I can assure you that every opinion a True Christian™ might hold is derived from that.
Hmm.. Ok, thank you for the information.

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If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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Thank you, Pastor.
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