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Originally Posted by upchucker67
Women deficate all the time when they open mouth and move their lips. Sometimes I feel like wrapping Mrs. Hucker's mouth in toilet paper.
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Mr. Huckster! For once, I am (almost) at a loss for words. It might be true that your wife is not the best cook in the world (according to certain things that you have said), but you have shown a great deal of disrespect to her here, and to women in general -- including those of us who are dedicated, devoted, loyal, caring
members of
!
Rather than getting myself in a dither, I think it is best that
Almighty explain a few things to you, through
:
Proverbs 16:28 "A froward man soweth strife: and a whisperer separateth chief friends."
Ephesians 4:29 "Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers."
Exodus 23:1 "Thou shalt not raise a false report: put not thine hand with the wicked to be an unrighteous witness."
Please pay close attention:
Proverbs 31:10-13:
10 Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.
11 The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil.
12 She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life.
13 She seeketh wool, and flax, and worketh willingly with her hands.
Really, Mr. Huckster, it is of little wonder as to why the dear
gave you those boils! I should think very carefully, if I were you, before uttering more nonsense -- and incurring more of
wrath!
II Chronicles 21:18: "And after all this the Lord smote him in his bowels with an incurable disease."