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Default Re: I am a little scared, how can you know if you are pregnant? - 03-21-2011, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Felicity View Post
As I don't have a husband I always thought I can not get pregnant.

But now a stork has been building a nest on our house. Does this mean I will get a baby?
My Dearest Felicity,. I know you are a good girl, but has your mom and dad (MOM ) ever had the talk with you? There are only three ways for a woman to become preggers.
1 God
2 having sex with a man.
3 sitting on a toilet seat that a homersexural man has sat on.

1A God has only gotten one woman preagant, that was the mother of Jesus, Mary( NOTICE Jesus is first ya damn Catliks).

2B Are you still pure?

3C Do you have any Homersexural men in your home?


The answer to question 2B better be yes and 3B NO.

Do you understand what it means when us grown ups are talking about having sex?

Love Uncle James
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