Mr. McIrish has 6 offspring from his previous marriage (more about that here:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=95278) who are bullied at school.
I now understand why! Clearly the little heathens' unnatural conception is an affront to God, who has sent His righteous bullies to punish them for their secularly-created existence and possibly to discourage them from spawning more soulless demons!