Just curious here, do more life-threatening diseases reside in the anus or a tree? I'm not suggesting marrying trees but would breakfasts served from hands recently exploring anes be more appealing to microbiologists than those prepared with pure intent? And let's not lose focus here, an anus is not in any way equivalent to an eyeball.
Breakfast chefs examining their creation by eye, bacon egg mushrooms tomato sausage fried bread coffee, are not the same as those who'd scrape the anus across your meal just to make sure and yet abominable cults declaring everything to be equivalent just because it's their preference to equate the anus with the eye, infinity germs notwithstanding (except eyeball worms)
Good taste. God understands. "Gay Parents": An Abomination unto God! How could they? Only Jesus saves.