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Default Re: Bill O'Reilly OWNS Atheist: "You can't explain the tides!" - 02-16-2011, 02:11 PM

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No, my good mate, I am right. I am a True Christian. It's not trademarked.
It is. We trademarked it. Do you know anything about trademark law?

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Heaven is no all-exclusive club for just the people who live by the bible.
So you believe in Heaven. Where did that idea come form? Oh...that's right: The Bible. Why do you pick the parts you like and ignore the rest? You are less logical than an atheist. At least they can be internally logical. They either accept the whole of the Bible or reject the whole Bible (and burn in Hell.) Can you spell out the logic that leads you to your conclusion that heaven (an idea that comes form teh Bible) is real, but other parts of the Bible are not?

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It's those who live by the Lord.
How do you know what the Lord wants? Oh, that's right...he told us. In the Bible!

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I pray to God every night. And you know what? If He truly is all-forgiving and righteous, I think He'll see to it that I make it into Heaven.
You are quite arrogant. You think that God will "see to it" that you go into Heaven just because you judge yourself to be somewhere on the right side of good? Such gall! Why do you think this?

Also, he is not all-forgiving. You do know about the Unforgiveable Sin, right?

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Also, fire is made up of gases not liquids. Therefore, you can't have a lake of fire.
1) You have heard of magma, right?

2) God could turn fire into liquid if he wanted to.


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Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
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Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
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