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Default Re: Breathalyzers and spirometers: sodomy in disguise! - 06-12-2014, 09:25 AM

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When a member of the constabulary proffered one of these to me, I initially refused. He told me I would be arrested if I didn't 'blow'. I tried to explain that I was a True Christian™ who followed the advice in Titus 2:3 and that I drank wine only in small quantities. He didn't want to know and produced a set of handcuffs! What would the Ladies of Landover (LOL) have to say if I was seen in handcuffs? So I had to blow his tallywhacker (oops I mean breathalyser tube) right there in my car!


Titus 2:3 The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things;
Your experience is outrageous! This certainly did not take place in Freehold, did it?! Are there any other safe places left for True Christian™ ladies (or men) to drive?! This also shows the disrespect and lack of trust that law enforcement these days has: it should be obvious that it is totally futile to suspect perfect True Christians™ of these petty misdemeanors.

Proverbs 20:1 Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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