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Devil Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration - 01-22-2021, 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden View Post
The Catholic "Bible"-cum-sarcophagus that Doctora Biden was holding for her husband.

How can any oath be binding when sworn upon a book of falsehoods? And did Jill have to undertake Michelle Obama's arm-toning workout in order to lift it?
The average Bible has approximately 1200 pages. As the Catholics leave out a bunch of stuff (Deuteronomy 4:2), a Catholic "Bible" would therefore be a Hell of a lot shorter than that. The hefty doorstopper that old lady is somehow holding in the picture looks more like the Necronomicon or Harry Potter, and is clearly an arcane grimoire of demonic power. By swearing an oath over that eldritch tome, Biden has sold his soul to the Devil and vowed to carry out the Devil's work.

Here he is, pictured in his first moments alone in the Oval Office:

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