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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
I though the gooks did this long ago and called it 'Egg Drop Soup'.
I have to say, the idea of a depositing a female in a bath tub chock full of my man seed for a the three hours instead of having to have 'that contact' with her for three hours is enticing.
However there has to be a catch and some sort of deal with Satan must be involved. If God wants sex to be pleasant, he would of made it pleasant.
One thing is for sure, it could certainly explain a lot of things being able to simply say "She must of gotten in to the Man Seed© tub by accident.
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Verily, Brother James, isn't it
seductive? To quit marital duties for
prayer! There is some
strange appeal in this.
Strange?
That's the word
Jesus uses when referring to this
artificial tissue that is not produced by the
stones (Leviticus 21:20) of man. Indeed, it is
strange.
Jude 1:7
Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
As this artificial semen carries the potential to produce new hominids, it must be
flesh = organic tissue, but it is
strange. It is
Sodom and
Gomorrha again. We know that the sin of Sodom was
sodomy, that inevitable seductive
man-to-man fornication. What did they do in Gomorrha? Could it be that they experimented with artificial seed also there? That must be it! That would be the hitherto forgotten sin of
Gomorrahy!
We should not go after it. We must continue our monthly duties until the wombs of our women dry out (please see 1 Samuel 1:5 for reference) in their old age.
Our lot on Earth is a tiresome one.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer