Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Farmer
I think your concern here is that he may be confined to one of those miniscule toilets that we mere mortals find on commercial aircraft in cattle class. I am sure that Pastor Ezekiel will have a spacious toilet - one that he can turn around in. One that he could hold a party in, if he so desired, which he wouldn't. One with a full length mirror so he can be certain his clothing is correctly adjusted before leaving. One that has a heated seat and automatic flush and deodoriser. I think a gold-plated receptacle would be appropriate.
|
Of course, brother, but without visual evidence I am going to be most stressed every time I imagine our dear, sweet pastor relieving himself boldly over California. The fear that he might have to stop in such a disease ridden location to make space for his fragrant droppings is unbearable to me.