Re: To Mayor Hold: Legal Notice -
09-22-2016, 12:37 PM
Friends,
May I assure you I have not been seduced by the wiles of this witch nor have I been hacked. I have been praying ever since I discovered these posts. Permit me to explain:
As is obvious from other posts, I am simply trying to move to Freehold to be rid of godless NYC temptations and to live where I can keep horses and maintain a respectable gnathology practice as I study to become a veterinarian.
Selfless academian and most of all True Christian™ Elmer White has presented an opportunity to continue my education at Landover University. The property on Exodus Lane is near the Whitford Library and a short drive to campus and such attractions as the Flint Fountain (is it really solid gold?), the Christ's Glorious Appearing landing site, and the spires of Landover Baptist Church.
My joo attorney is unhappy with a $300,000 pastoral services fee and he was offering an alternative without consulting with me first. He allowed the witch to use my account. I have informed him that it is unacceptable and I have provided her address to several of the most adept witch hunters for the upcoming event. She would be an excellent catch.
In the meantime, I just want to move ahead with my purchase of a home in your fair city. I have alternative plans for a home after speaking with your realty office. We'll get this all behind us soon. Let's return to praising Jesus and winning souls for the LORD, shall we? GLORY!
COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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