Quote:
Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
Please come see me, Pastor Zeke. I might not have much longer.
I wrote everything down in a letter. A deathbed confession. Everything. For your own sake, you might want to come. Be a shame if this letter got into the wrong hands.
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Still breathing? Y'know, I have actual duties in Washington with Donnie and the rest of the gang. I prayed for you, personally, used several milliseconds of my time and asked my Pal J.C. to "do with you whatever He feels is best". Maybe it's a ticket to heaven. Maybe you'll live to finally finish the cleansing of the cesspit. As a member of
my congregation be assured of your place in Heaven
but you might want to know that
I can arrange septic tanks in need of scrubbin' to be delivered there, too!
There are quite a few odd jobs to be done over the Firmament, for ever and ever and ever.
Quote:
Hebrews 10:13
From henceforth expecting till his enemies be made his footstool.
James 2:3
And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool:
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My Joo lawyers will be paying a visit to you. Soon.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)