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Originally Posted by Phil Ander
she told me that you boil some water on the stove and put the egg in, turn the heat down and cook for about 90 seconds, then remove it, let it cool down, crack the shell
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That sounds way too complicated. Clearly God invented woman for this kind of work. I'll simply put the egg in the microwave.
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Originally Posted by Jim C. Lombardo
If the room starts to smell soon, my guess it won't be the egg.
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I haven't had a sense of smell since 1977. I decided to ignore my wife until she decides to start working again.