[Bjorn Jensen]

I'm an avid and skilled ape hunter. On my trips down in Uganda where i go to promote the kill the gays bill, i usually bribe some officials or park rangers so that i can legally hunt a couple of mountain gorillas. The meat is lean and tastes really good, and its a great feeling eating something that is the very last thing that atheists can use to "prove" their false theory, call me anytime you want a gorilla barbecue. The delivery addressed to Zeke's Estate is expected to arrive soon, hopefully before the weekend.

I also buy tens of thousends of acres of rain forest in Borneo every year from the Indonesian government, and allows locals to burn the acres that i bought, in order to make those damn orangutans disappear from the face of the earth once and for all.

Furthermore i think that we will also have to destroy the Galapagos Islands, preferably by dropping a couple of nukes on them, killing every single life form living there. With no apes and no Galapagos Islands, the atheists will no longer have any "evidence" for their stupid theories, and will have to submit to Christianity.