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Default Re: A reintroduction - 06-21-2022, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Jack Nasty (in another thread) View Post
I was instructed by a certain Mary somethingorother to write a 500 word devotional(?) to Jesus. And I don't know about you, but it takes me an awful long time to write something like that

"Mrs somethingorother" would be Mary Etheldreda one of Christ's humble vessels through whom references to Scripture may be found and relied upon. She defers to her owner in all matters and doesn't offer opinions – obviously telling you about The Bible is not a matter of opinion.

You've already exceeded 500 words since your return earlier this month but whether what you've posted qualifies is up to her, of course. In counting your words I ignored the Roman era public lavatory theme and "Desiderata 16:2" whatever that is.

If you would like to commit your life to serving Christ, a Pastor would be glad to advise you. I have decided not to add you to my friends list at this stage but here is a nice flower.

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