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Question How Many Current Senators are Christians? - 05-08-2021, 02:17 PM

Watching the news and seeing so many Democrats and RINOs laying waste to this nation that had just been made great again, I became curious about just how many heathens, Satanists, and other Hellbound filth are currently running America into the ground. We know that Joe Biden is a ring-kissing Papist who rejects Christ, and his VP Kamoolie Harris is probably a Hindu or something. Fully 2/3 of the Supreme Court are Mary-hailing Catlickers as well. The House of Representatives is, of course, full of Godmocking Bolsheviks like Nancy Pelosi and AOC, but there are like 435 members total and I'm a busy man. So I decided to break down the religious demographics of our current US Senate to see just what particular flavors of heathen are sending us straight to Hell in a handbasket.

True Christians™ (17%)
That's right, less than 1 in 5 sitting US Senators will be joining us in Heaven. These are Bible-believing followers of Jesus Christ, our Baptist, Evangelical, and Restorationist brothers:
  • Roy Blunt (R-MO)
  • John Boozman (R-AR)
  • Bill Cassidy (R-LA)
  • John Cornyn (R-TX)
  • Kevin Cramer (R-ND)
  • Ted Cruz (R-TX)
  • Lindsey Graham (R-SC)
  • Chuck Grassley (R-IA)
  • Josh Hawley (R-MO)
  • Cindy Hyde-Smith (R-MS)
  • James Lankford (R-OK)
  • Mitch McConnell (R-KY)
  • Rick Scott (R-FL)
  • Tim Scott (R-SC)
  • John Thune (R-SD)
  • Tommy Tuberville (R-AL)
  • Roger Wicker (R-MS)
Near-Christians (20%)
These are the fairly religious folks who vote correctly and could easily get into Heaven with a few minor lifestyle changes, but persist in belonging to apostate sects, namely Presbyterians, Methodists, Missouri Synod Lutherans, and conservative Episcopalians and Non-Denominationalists:
  • Marsha Blackburn (R-TN)
  • John Barrasso (R-WY)
  • Richard Burr (R-NC)
  • Shelly Moore Capito (R-WV)
  • Tom Cotton (R-AR)
  • Steve Daines (R-MT)
  • Joni Ernst (R-IA)
  • Deb Fischer (R-NE)
  • Bill Hagerty (R-TN)
  • Jim Inhofe (R-OK)
  • Ron Johnson (R-WI)
  • John Neely Kennedy (R-LA)
  • Cynthia Lummis (R-WY)
  • Roger Marshall (R-KS)
  • Jerry Moran (R-KS)
  • Rand Paul (R-KY)
  • Rob Portman (R-OH)
  • Ben Sasse (R-NE)
  • Richard Shelby (R-AL)
  • Todd Young (R-IN)
False Christians (20%)
Now we're getting into liberal false Christianity, the cafeteria Christians and fluffy bunny Christmas and Easter church crowd. Don't expect any Biblical knowledge beyond the first half of John 3:16 from these Presbyterians, Episcopalians, Catholic-lite Lutherans, liberal Methodists, Congregationalists, black Baptists, and Quakers:
  • Corey Booker (D-NJ)
  • Sherrod Brown (D-OH)
  • Tom Carper (D-DE)
  • Chris Coons (D-DE)
  • Maggie Hassan (D-NH)
  • Martin Heinrich (D-NM)
  • John Hickenlooper (D-CO)
  • Angus King (I-ME)
  • Amy Klobuchar (D-MN)
  • Jeff Merkley (D-OR)
  • Chris Murphy (D-CT)
  • Gary Peters (D-MI)
  • Tina Smith (D-MN)
  • Debbie Stabenow (D-MI)
  • Jon Tester (D-MT)
  • Chris Van Hollen (D-MD)
  • Mark Warner (D-VA)
  • Raphael Warnock (D-GA)
  • Elizabeth Warren (D-MA)
  • Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI)
Catholics (26%)
That's right, fully 1/4 of the Senate belongs to the same non-Christian pagan sect. You may see some names on this list of people you thought were Godly. Others are unambiguously evil. Though some Catholics may be useful idiots as far as their votes are concerned, don't be fooled by their conservative politics. They're all going to Hell just the same as their guitar mass liberal co-religionists:
  • Mike Braun (R-IN)
  • Maria Cantwell (D-WA)
  • Bob Casey (D-PA)
  • Susan Collins (R-ME)
  • Catherine Cortez Masto (D-NV)
  • Dick Durbin (D-IL)
  • Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY)
  • John Hoeven (R-ND)
  • Tim Kaine (D-VA)
  • Mark Kelly (D-AZ)
  • Patrick Leahy (D-VT)
  • Ben Ray Luján (D-NM)
  • Joe Manchin (D-WV)
  • Ed Markey (D-MA)
  • Bob Menendez (D-NJ)
  • Lisa Murkowski (R-AK)
  • Patty Murray (D-WA)
  • Alex Padilla (D-CA)
  • Jack Reed (D-RI)
  • Jim Risch (R-ID)
  • Mike Rounds (R-SD)
  • Marco Rubio (R-FL)
  • Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH)
  • Dan Sullivan (R-AK)
  • Thom Tillis (R-NC)
  • Pat Toomey (R-PA)
Jews (9%)
You read that right. Almost a tenth of US Senators are Christ-killers:
  • Richard Blumenthal (D-CT)
  • Ben Cardin (D-MD)
  • Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)
  • Jon Ossoff (D-GA)
  • Jacky Rosen (D-NV)
  • Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
  • Brian Schatz (D-HI)
  • Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
  • Ron Wyden (D-OR)
Mormons (3%)
Members of that whackjob polygamist sci fi cult falsely calling itself the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints:
  • Mike Crapo (R-ID)
  • Mike Lee (R-UT)
  • Mitt Romney (R-UT)
Buddhist (1%)
I know, I was flabbergasted too. There is one allegedly non-practicing fat chink worshipper in the Senate:
  • Mazie Hirono (D-HI)
Unknown/unaffiliated (4%)
Here we have Senators who are unaffiliated with any Christian church and/or refuse to make clear their beliefs. In any case, their voting records make clear their destination in the afterlife:
  • Tammy Baldwin (D-WI)
  • Michael Bennett (D-CO)
  • Tammy Duckworth (D-IL)
  • Krysten Sinema (D-AZ)


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
Not if they'd come to the Blood of Christ Motel!
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