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Default Re: howdy yall, im ready to except the lord jebus - 05-05-2019, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by kinkmedaddy69420 View Post
HEY GUYS

im new here and i am ready to axceptt the almighty lord

gonna be lots good fun fixn and the changn over from what am currently be, but it gonn be reall real good i tell ya hwat :gath ering:
Dear person,

It is indeed possible that you could become of the the "least" - those of the retarded sinnerkind who can eventually know Jesus and serve Him in Eternity.

Hebrews 8:11
And they shall not teach every man his neighbour, and every man his brother, saying, Know the Lord: for all shall know me, from the least to the greatest.

However, there's a lot of Praying required to cleanse your spelling and your somewhat lame attempts to shock our community with the all-too-often utilized user-name bound numerological acronyms for mutual oral fornication and substance abuse - please let me ensure you that in our community there are many former fornicators with mankind as well as former addicts that have recovered due to Jesus.

So, instead of wasting your time on the manic psychological defense of outdated wit, why don't you pick up a Bible - a virtual one or actual vellum - and join us in study and Worship. We can help you overcome your retard ways if you just let Jesus in!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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