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Cross Re: Seriously? - 05-25-2019, 09:34 PM

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How stupid are you guys?
Not very, Miss Blank. True Christians™ are, on average, more intelligent than others. Unlike bigoted atheists, who only allow the most intelligent into their universities and laboratories, we True Christians™ will accept anyone who accepts Christ (Romans 10:13), and is above the level of mental (and spiritual) retardation.


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Like, do you EVER fact check?
We most certainly do. The KJV 1611 Holy Bible is cited frequently on this forum. The Word of God is the highest factual authority in the universe (2 Timothy 3:16-17). This isn't the Clinton News Network (Titus 1:14). You'll find no fake news here, save when we expose and debunk it.


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I've been checking in on this forum for a couple months, everyday it gets dumber and dumber.
Well, I'm sorry you feel that way. Everything we say is in accordance with the teachings and commandments of Jesus Christ Almighty. With that in mind, you should refrain from insulting Him in the future, or He'll make you regret it (Galatians 6:7).


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Guys, please tell me this whole forum is satire.
It isn't.


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Please. Tell me you guys aren't actually this stupid and uneducated.
Our leader Pastor Ezekiel Flint is a modern day renaissance man and an honest to God genius. The smartest man on earth is a Christian. God Himself knows literally everything (Psalms 147:5, 1 John 3:20).


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You are the kind of people to make people atheists.
That's their loss. More room in Heaven for us.


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