A slow day in history.
1691 - God sends George Fox, founder of the
Quaker cult, to Hell for his blasphemy.
1929 - American badass Wyatt Earp passes away, and is called to Heaven by Jesus.
2018 - Chink King Kim Jong-Un
launches a ballistic missile at the United States, but it is disarmed by Jesus. President Trump's warning text message works perfectly.