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Join Date: Jan 2009
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Rev. Wendell Wooke is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Last Febuary 14th... - 01-17-2009, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
You do not tell us the age and status of the parishioner, nor your own age and marital status. Neither do you mention if the “heart” of which she spoke is some sort of graven image or a button of some sort, nor do you state where her eyes were cast at the moment of her utterance.

I am going to assume that she is single, a virgin, is not above 30 years of age and is of solid Christian lineage. If this is so, she is clearly in urgent need of your personal attention that will lead to a prolonged and forceful ministering to rid her of the associations of the 14th of February.

Do not flinch from your task, take strength in The Lord and recall that Christ never said that it would be an easy path.
Thank you, Brother, and God's graces to you.

After a period of feverish prayer I have taken on the burden of putting on the Whole Armor of God and becoming a regular-scheduled mentor to this young woman. She may be saved yet.