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Originally Posted by Palmer C. Eldrich
That disturbing photo now has me worried about Valentine's day. I'm sure my girlfriend will be expecting some kind of love offering, maybe it would be a good day to introduce her to dental dams?
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If she needs dental dams then she is a harlot
. Sex is only for procreation, and women aren't even supposed to enjoy it.
Brother, take no part in this sinful holiday. Any other day BUT the 14th of this month give a good Christian woman a
useful and proper gift. A good frying pan to cook you an omlette with, or a vaccum so you have a clean floor to walk upon would be nice.
1 Timothy 2: 9-10
In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.