I went there once and I assure you British values are
not what you want. The food there is horrible. Horrible horrible horrible. I ordered a hamburger there and it took them hours to make it. Not because they waited so long before starting to make it. They actually cooked the burger for multiple hours. By the time they served it to me, the burger was turned into a stone. And to top it off the bun they put it on was dry and unbaked. I am not exaggerating here. This actually happened!
I am certain parents in Britain use hot tea to kill all the taste buds of their children.
Some examples.
Imagine celebrating your birthday with this: 
This is called haggis, it contains sheep’s heart, liver and lungs encased in the animal’s stomach:
Yes, this tastes the same as it looks, like sh*t!
