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Originally Posted by Isabella White
Alex Jones
Pro: Dear Alex is deeply committed to the cause of liberty, freedom, pursuit of the  dream -- a man of patriotic passion. He's not afraid to tell the truth, regardless of what the critics say! A real manly man!
Con: None that I can think of, frankly.
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I
love the idea of an Alex Jones presidency. The only question, I suppose, is that of his mental fitness. However, you must remember that Mr. Jones is a true Alpha whose naturally sky-high testosterone levels are further boosted by the potent InfoWars Life line of dietary supplements.
Most people are used to seeing low-T leaders flouncing about with limp wrists and noodle necks that can barely support their own heads — "men" who live in terror of causing the slightest offense, much less getting involved in a knock-down, drag-out fight. So it can be a shock when a real man like Mr. Jones appears on the scene, not unhinged, but
uninhibited by anti-masculine social conventions.
Remember: he is screaming
for you, not
at you.