David Duke
Pros: Decades of experience in leadership, born-again Christian, catchy alliterative name.
Cons: Former Democrat, endorsed Tulsi Gabbard instead of Trump.
A personal friend of yours truly. I vouch for him 100%. We'll need a great man like Duke at the wheel, a man who truly embodies everything the Republican Party stands for, if we're going to take back the White House.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Pros:
Cons: Woman, possible illegal imigrant, communist, anti-American, anti-Christian, anti-capitalist. Her election would spell the DEATH of America. You just know she's running. This is the enemy.