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Originally Posted by Basilissa
I really must ask: you married a woman who wears pants??????
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Precious
Misunderstanding Woman,
"Jeans" is
Satan Paraphernalia--including denim fabrics rather than 100% cotton or other Christian materials.
This includes jorts, jandals, jair ties, "jeans" jackets, "jeans" purses, and more denim accessories.
True or false? The LORD has made Holy use of animal skins for clothing.
True.
"And the Lord God made for Adam and for his wife garments of skins and clothed them." --Genesis 3:21
True or false? The LORD GOD said that YOU personally can sew, purchase,
or wear these goods.
FALSE.
"Jeans" is unacceptable, even in dresses such as those that Mrs. Grum the Heathen
Nag Wife tries to sneak around.
Have a pleasant Sunday.
Mister Grum, L.L.C.