[Harvey]

Currently I'm most offended by the whole upcoming election!

Specifically the damned Democrats. America has gone in a whole new direction under President Trump... taxes have been cut, many wonderful new conservative judges have been appointed, China, North Korea and Russia have been humiliated time and time again, God's virus has delivered divine justice, and the stock market is booming. The Demo(n)crats have no way of countering that track record and even they know it, and they have no real policies of their own to run on (let alone a functional candidate), so they're resorting to their old tricks and waging this pathetic mudslinging campaign against the most hard-working president this nation has had for about 30 years.

And the media is doing everything in their power to control public opinion with their "polls". "Trump to lose in a landslide!" Just like he did four years ago, huh? What a joke. But at least one thing has never changed: the Democratic primaries were an unbelievable freak-show as always. The candidates were an old senile socialist Roman Catholic pedophile, an old but maybe not quite yet senile Jewish Communist revolutionary, an anti-gun Jew from Sin City, a corrupt 12-year-old gay mayor, a negro woman socialist, and a white woman socialist who claimed to be an Indian! And the old senile socialist Roman Catholic pedophile won by cheating the nomination for himself! I'd be lying if I said I wasn't slightly entertained watching that mess unfold, but I was more outraged than anything. This is anything but the America our ancestors fought for.

If they manage to rig the election, I'm standing by the lawful President! No more Catholics for the White House! When has that ever ended in anything but disaster?