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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
The tincture is available for suspicious husbands at the Lamentations Flint Memorial Building. The efficacy has been staggering, as all the women who've drank it have actually been proven to have committed adultery!
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Astounding how many adulterous wives there are. This is surely a sign of our degenerate times. One would think at least a few would have proven innocent, but every single one guilty. How incredibly disheartening. Harlots, harlots everywhere!
How any could deny that Judgement Day is soon at hand is a great mystery to me.