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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond
If you don't use your actual photo for your avatar, please say so here, and explain who your avatar is and why you chose them to represent you.
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I don't use my actual photo because I am the bastard son of a bastard and a Mexican mongrel and I'm not handsome at all and when I see my own face looking back at me it makes me weep and even though the LORD GOD thinks I am pretty on the inside I am very gross on the outside due to my befouled bloodline.
I am sorry I look the way I do, and I thank you all so much for letting me take part in this Godly forum, as I cannot go into the church because children do not need to see such things, and I am a bastard, and I only have one testicle.
Deuteronomy 23:1-2~ He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord.
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.
I picked this picture because this is the only doggy that I have met that hasn't bitten me and that makes me happy that I was not bitten that day, that was a wonderful day, Praise God!