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Default Re: Don't Join Life.Church - 10-11-2019, 06:10 AM

So what we have here is social media "Cloud Jesus" - just click that "Love" button on Jesus and sign up to be a "Friend" of Jesus and get those latest "tweets" from the Bible on Twitter.

You'd think by now the cathlyicks would be all over this - you can now buy "holy water" on-line, why not a "Baptism Kit" that comes with holy water and a plastic disposable bowl. Hell, why not "holy water" refills for those fonts at your front door - sign up for automatic monthly shipments.

Just check off your sins with that on-line form and click "Submit" - no need for a priest. Your "app" will dispense your penance and roll around those "virtual" beads in a window. Then Amazon Prime will ship you fresh wafers on Sunday morning - and you still have time for some rounds of golf. Don't forget to order in a suppy of scratch and sniff incense for those occasional "high masses".

I'm now fearful of what kinds of ads I'll be seeing as a result of clicking on that link, but I also fear what Jesus is going to be doing with these con artists.


Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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