[Widow Green]

Just what kind of pants are we talking about here? This may be lost in the crossover between America and the UK but over here pants can also mean underwear. Are you saying I should go commando? Where in the Bible does it say this. And have you ever experienced a British summer? It gets awfully chilly regardless of how I would fare during winter.

I favour a nice pair of jeans if we are not talking underwear. A nice tight fitting pair that rest on my hips and show off my womanly form for which I do 500 sit ups a day to maintain. No muffin top here. For that much effort I am not covering it all up under a dress. My Pastor has not voiced any disapproval so it can't be wrong, why only yesterday he asked when I would be calling around to clean his windows. He says the stretching to reach the corners helps with my height, me being on the short side. He likes to watch from the inside sitting by the fire with a nice rug over his knees to keep him warm.