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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
Watch your mouth Jim! This is a family forum!
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I'm sure he can't help it that Texas is overrun with Sodomites and perverts, brother. He didn't name the town, after all. Why any normal person would choose to live where scorpions come into your house and into your bed when you're sleeping and get into the peanut butter and dance with the cockroaches all night long is beyond me. Thank God Jesus had the foresight to move my grandmother to Iowa lo these many years ago? Come to think of it, Jesus orchestrated my family generations back, all the way from farming in England back when St. Patrick was in diapers, just so my great-great-great grandfather would be in a position to want to emigrate to the Americas for economic opportunities. And also orchestrate the other side of my family so my great-great-great grandmother would meet him at the side of a river during a church sponsored environmental clean-up that got rid of the Indians in the region. I don't know how He could have gotten all that straight, it would be so confusing for me, but then He is omnipotent and all. And merciful to have spared me from being born in Texas.