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Originally Posted by Emily Brent
I misplaced my spectacles again and misread this thread title as Disabled People In Me and you had me very worried. That's not to say I'm disabled in sight, yet I am hard of seeing, not quite the same thing.
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Dear Miss Brent: Might I kindly suggest the use of eyeglass chains for your spectacles? With this handy convenience, your glasses will rarely be misplaced again. Having your spectacles available for use at all times, this will reduce, very greatly, your risk of (accidentally) reaching for another nip of cooking sherry.
Sincerely, Isabella W.