I viewed Chuck Norris with suspicion for the longest time - considering his affiliation with slant fighting and such - but I realized he was indeed a True Christian™ when:
(a) He began writing his regular
column for World Net Daily in 2006, where he enunciates Real American™ ideals from the Heartland;
(b) He lent his support to Rev. Gov. Mike Huckabee - our current best bet for enacting Biblical Law in America - during his run for President of the USA in 2007 and 2008;
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c) He and his help-meet made the following appearance on the 700 Club with Pat Robertson, where they discuss the Fair Tax, homeschooling their children, the Culture War, border security, tough love, and faith-based episodes of Walker Texas Ranger:
(d) He filmed the following infomercial advocating Bible-Based Curriculum in public schools:
(e) He gave the commencement address at Liberty University in 2008, where he discusses being "Hot for the LORD."
When you consider these incidences along with his guest-hosting for Sean Hannity, his appearances on TBN's "Praise the LORD", and his
criticism of the queers in California for trying to undermine democracy, it is obvious that Chuck Norris is indeed a True Christian™ who will join us in Heaven for all eternity.