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Default Re: Christmans gift idea for the liberal in your life - 11-23-2021, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Didymus Much View Post
Tequila (the good stuff, from Jalisco, not Texaco), to help dull the pain of living without the love of Jesus. Because you all know that's a huuuge thing in our lives, right?

So tequila, yeah, pls & ty.
Nice try, Sneak-a-mus Much. But you seem to forget that Truly True Christians™ want you to suffer so that you have no choice but to seek out Jesus.

In fact, many Christians have no idea of how to communicate the basic tenets of their faith and aren't really gifted when it comes to modeling Jesus, but they have a knack for making non-believers suffer.

I guess that's just their way of doing their part to share God's love with the world.


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