Thread: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)
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Rasheed is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Rasheed is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) - 04-14-2010, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Grandmother Wilson View Post
Sweet Lord Jesus,

Please cure this poor mooslim of his stupidity and godlessness, my Sweet Lord, because he is devout, and might one day be a True Christian™ before you.

Please convince him that he really will go to Hell for worshipping rocks, Lord, like all heathens will have their place in the Lake of Fire. And thank you again for that inspiring sermon of Pastor Deacon Fred last Sunday about the Lake of Fire! Your Love is endless, and those sinners deserve their eternal punishment! Praised be Your Name!

Please cure this mooslim as well of his doubts about his masculinity, as all mooslims have, Lord. Teach him to be a True Christian™ Man of God, like the many sons you've blessed me and Azariah with!

Thank you for your wisdom in creating Hell, Sweet Jesus. Your punishments are righteous and just!

In Jesus' Name,

Amen.
What good will it do praying in Jesus' name? As the Qur'an makes abundantly clear, Jesus was not the son of God.
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