This, my Brothers and Sisters in Christ, is what happens when you remove the fear of Hell and replace it with the crazy notion of reincarnation.
Over 22,000 otherwise happy housewives took their own lives last year in direct defiance of Jesus Christ. Our Savior gave His own life so God could grant humanity eternal life and these Hindu Vindaloos just chucked that gift away like freezer-burned sirloin steaks that could have been salvaged by braising.
The people reporting on this issue insist these women felt unfulfilled but it's not like they live in a country where people actually expect to be happy. The real problem is that their female minds are confused with stories of being born again in upgraded male bodies instead of being told that can be born again spiritually and skip death by hanging in there until the Rapture.
Now, all these women are burning in Hell because they believed the most ridiculous stories told to them by their religious leaders. And yeah, sure, some of those teachings involve women submitting themselves to being burnt alive on their husbands' funeral pyres, but those Hindu priests are putting the cart before the horse.
Any Indian woman whose wishes it can avoid fire all together by accepting Jesus. Once a gal knows she's saved for eternity she doesn't mess around with exit strategies, she leaves that In God's Loving Hands.
It really is sad to see a destructive trend like this sweep across an entire society. Here in America, you don't see these illogical choices being made in unbelievable numbers. We have Jesus, personal freedom and widely available firearms to make us feel safe and give our lives meaning.