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Originally Posted by AimeeD
Grape nuts? Lettuce? Broccoli? I'm confused about what's wrong with these foods.
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Grape Nuts have the word "nuts" in them, another word for a man's loins. This encourages homersexicality and sodomy. Lettuce is eaten mainly by rabbits, and rabbits are sinful because they detract from the true meaning of Easter. Easter is to celebrate the rebirth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, not to get some fancy colored eggs from an anthropomorphic bunny. Broccoli tastes bad. Any more questions?