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Jesus Probable Fake News Attempts to Attack Baptists - 02-12-2019, 04:32 PM

THIS LINK


...describes another media attempt to discredit and bring shame upon the very face of Christianity - the Baptist - in times where fake news is making it hard to know what's real and what isn't. That is, unless you are a True Christian™. The devil doesn't know everything; one thing he doesn't seem to know is that Baptists have a direct line to Heaven through our own impeccable pastor, Ezekiel Flint.


You see, when satan tries to bring a bad name to God's Church, he seems to miss the fact that we aren't easily taken down. Centuries of faithful service to the world have shown that Christ's people are strong, resolved, and ready for battle.


Despite these rumors, I defy anyone to find fault with LBC or its pastors. In fact, I took the liberty of writing to the author of this article and told him he was MORE than welcome to investigate each and every one of us (except me, because I'm busy that day) and that we would bet the ownership of the church property and Zeke's humble home that they would not find a SINGLE THING out of line here. Praise God! I know the pastors will appreciate this gesture of faith.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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