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Originally Posted by Back against wall
Praise Jesus Brother Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology Elmer G. White, Sir.
Today a Miracle from God above. Last week I prayed for forgiveness for not showing respect toward an Elderly Christian Gentleman who took my car space and waved his stick at me in anger when I called him a Blind Old Flatulence. Well it turned out this man was a member of a local Baptist Church.
Today, thank you Jesus, I was able to attend this mans funeral. I was driving past the Church and I noticed an easel out the front with a large photograph on it that I immediately identified as the Blind Old Flatulence Man.
On went my breaks near missing two of his relatives that I almost surely nearly sent to their graves, who in turn waved their sticks at me with rambled accompanying words and the stench of flatulence.
Ino the Church I ran, and in i ran with gusto screaming "PRAISE JESUS, GLORIOUS GOD, YOU TOOK THIS MAN!" What a privilege for him. The Church was silent with sorrow and I suspect gratitude for my loving words. I made my amends.
God works in mysterious ways Brother Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology Elmer G. White
Praise Jesus!
Brother BAW
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Great news, Brother, and let us
thank Jesus Christ for granting you what you asked!
1 John 5:14-15
And this is the confidence that we have in him, that, if we ask any thing according to his will, he heareth us:
Your request
must have been according to His Will; otherwise He wouldn't have heard you!
May I also congratulate you for your exemplary use of
rational logic. The
sequential time-frame between of your request and the outcome of the funeral show the
causality of answered prayers beyond any reasonable doubt! I have also some relatives who have become annoying atheists and I think it is time
Jesus made an intervention. Your story gives me unprecedented HOPE!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer