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Jesus Re: Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals - 06-20-2019, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
As a motel owner, I have frequent run-ins with sodomites. I try to turn them away, but occasionally they slip through the cracks and then into each other's. A room that has been rented by queers will INVARIABLY be splattered with feces. All over the bed, the sheets, sometimes even on the walls. Once or twice, it's been on the ceiling as well. Fecal matter is NOT an unwanted consequence of anal sex, as the libs would lead you to believe. It is a crucial component. And still, people wonder why I "discriminate" against queers. If you've ever had to sit there and watch your maid scrub poop off the walls for below minimum wage, you'd ban gays from your property too. It's my religious freedom, and I respect God's law above all else. This is undoubtedly why Jesus hates them so much. Those fecosexuals should replace the rainbow flag with a brown flag. Queers ought to be rounded up and tagged.

Brother Dennis,
I do hope the ex gay convention went well and that there were few problems. I understand there were a few complaints about the swimming hole but that monetary reparations seemed to please you in resolving that situation. I also hear they left your housekeepers, Carlotta, Guadalupe, Estralita, and Hortencia special tips.


I will let you know if the group had any concerns about their stay that they didn't have time to present to you.


BrotherLarry


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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