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Default Re: The Landover Santa v. Jesus Challenge! - 12-07-2018, 11:04 PM

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Bathy darling,
It was 1948. I do remember it correctly.
Nope – I would have remembered that: ’48 is still known today as The Year of Abominations:
  1. Truman abolished segregation in the Military;
  2. Satan’s Handmaiden Margaret Sanger introduce “The Planned Parenthood Federation” and
  3. Alfred Kinsey published Sexual Behavior in the Human Male.

You can have no concept of the spiritual turmoil and suffering of having to live through such times: Darkies being taught to march outside a parade through New Orleans; having to cope with women wanting to prevent new life, and children as young as 18 furtively leafing through that evil tome!

The Jews thought they had it bad a few years earlier, but ours was a living death and many souls were lost to Satan.

All the world’s ills flowed directly from these. It was ’49.

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bovine intimacy that would have given them the protection of the cowpox.
We were far-sighted – vaccination gives you foot-and mouth and often makes people left-handed – We had a Pastor here that proved it, a Belgian guy by the name of “Wide-Open” (probably a translation), who was particularly gifted in these things and others – He was persecuted nearly to death and it took years for scientist to admit the truth!

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Anyway. The small box. I manufactured it, delivered it and I always always have spare keys in case there's desperate customer feedback. I asked one of my elves to look into the box.
Yes, we were always aware of that and swapped it out. We know the 'elf' was a drunken Latvian dwarf in red and green costume plus hat with a bell on. He was under constant surveillance from his arrival in the US. I know where he is now - living in Minneapolis and working as an Uber driver.

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I am sorry to tell you that the date - unsurprisingly - has expired.
We had a party that day, and laughed…

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There's lots more actual material tangible evidence about me than about Jesus.
Really? You’ve got 66 books describing your pedigree from Creation? I must read them sometime.
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I know that your lot is high on eyewitness testimony. I have billions. Jesus has hearsay and expired appeals to authority that you call the Book.
The way I see it is that if there had been anything wrong with the Bible, someone would have noticed it by now.
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My evidence is in every single tacky piece of plastic action figures and household appliances and unmentionably transparent lingerie and every single package soon to be delivered.
All previously available in WalMart – Well, I’m impressed... you've no idea how impressed.

Tell me

  • Where did all that food come from for the feeding of the 4/5,000?
  • How did the water turn into wine.
  • If Jesus is not the Son of God, how come he died and came back?

Here’s something to for you to drink: I’ve more available if you’re still suffering delusions.


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Ec:7:16: Be not righteous over much; neither make thyself over wise: why shouldest thou destroy thyself?

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