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Default Re: The Landover Santa v. Jesus Challenge! - 12-08-2018, 04:58 PM

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Yes, we were always aware of that and swapped it out. We know the 'elf' was a drunken Latvian dwarf in red and green costume plus hat with a bell on.
Anyway, I anticipated your anticipation of our visit and the Latvian fellow was only a decoy...
Another fantasist… I see them all the time – people who believe simply because they say so or someone else has said something. I prescribe intravenous KJV1611, although I’m led to believe you would prefer it inserted somewhere else…
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  • Where did all that food come from for the feeding of the 4/5,000?
Who's the one here bearing gifts?
Name three people who have received bread and fish for Xmas…

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  • If Jesus is not the Son of God, how come he died and came back?
I did mention hearsay and unconfirmed eyewitness reports, didn't I?
Straight into my trap! Ha!

And is not “science so-called” merely “hearsay and unconfirmed eyewitness reports”?

Some scientist without a moral compass amuses himself and serves Satan (or Santa) by trolling the ignorant… and you swallow it whole because you hate Jesus!

I have no idea why you are showing pictures of a plastic brain… You would do better to speak of the “heart” and the “bowels” and the “reins”:
Psalms:73:21: Thus my heart was grieved, and I was pricked in my reins.
Jer:4:19: My bowels, my bowels! I am pained at my very heart; my heart maketh a noise in me; I cannot hold my peace, because thou hast heard, O my soul, the sound of the trumpet, the alarm of war.


I have a full complement of all of those – I’m not so sure about you.


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Look, "Santa" or whoever you are, the math is against you. The Sons of Adam number 7 billion upon the face of the earth. As was foretold, we are as numerous as the stars in the sky!

And the weak of faith Christian (we will assume that all are Christian, for that is how all mankind is born) gives and receives, say 5 presents - that's 35 Billion presents to be delivered in 24 hours.

That's 1.5 Billion an hour at 1,000mph. You start off with a sleigh that has to weigh 150,000 ton laden, and you've not even climbed down a chimney yet!

One moment's thought would lead us to the conclusion of "Only God could do that!" But He doesn't need to because He has given us the Ultimate Gift of Salvation!

So, you are either God, or you are delusional! As you reject God, and God does not reject Himself (In fact, He spends most of the Bible affirming Himself!) then there is only one conclusion.

Which shade of straight-jacket do you prefer and are you size XXXXL?




Ec:7:16: Be not righteous over much; neither make thyself over wise: why shouldest thou destroy thyself?

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