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Jesus Re: Suggestions for English Classes? - 06-10-2019, 03:44 AM
Brother, I know you're not going to England any more, but I do have an educational anecdote. A number of years ago, an English fella showed up at my motel. He wore a suit, a bowler hat, and glasses, like most Brits do. He spoke with that goofy accent that distorts and mangles our beautiful language so and asked me for a room. I said sure, and then he asked if it was okay if he "smoked a fag" in there. I told him that this wasn't that kind of motel, and showed him Leviticus 20:13 in my Bible. He said, "I'm talking about cigarettes, mate." To which I replied, "Who are you calling 'mate,' fag?" And then I knocked him on his British ass. Typical Eurotrash coward, he fled the premises and never returned.


The moral of the story, of course, is that English people are gay.

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