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Default Modest Girl's Guide to Purity, or, An Open Letter To My Niece - 01-12-2012, 10:22 PM

Last week my niece sent me a letter for advice. Her mother, my sister, is a wanton hussy I'm ashamed to say, and has failed to raise her children in any respectable way. My niece has observed how happy our family is and asked advice on how to find a good husband. I thought I'd share my letter to her with other young ladies who might find themselves in similar positions.

Dear Maleficent,

I am thrilled you've opened your heart to hear the prompting of the Holy Spirit and have decided to pursue the life of God's Blessings. As you may not be aware, God offers salvation to us women through the miracle of childbirth:
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
1 Timothy 2:15
So it is of our utmost duty to be yolked to a True Christian man and offer him as many Godly sons as we physically can.

Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate.
Psalm 127:5

Because modesty contributes greatly to purity, weíll focus on this. I am speaking now about those budding, swelling hormones you have, making boys look less like cootie-factories and more like studs who promise a good, fast, exhilarating ride.

Modesty is a contributor to purity but nothing shouts ďPUREĒ like virginity. Iíll speak frankly here because I know the Holy Spirit warning you about following in the footsteps of your mother and becoming a harlot-in-training. Please donít feel too bad, you canít help it. Such is life being raised in a false Christian home and society. You may feel pressure to have sex with boys but that makes Baby Jesus weep and look upon you with shame, so here are some practical ideas you can use to keep yourself cooterlly and spiritually pure lest you fall to temptation.

Youíll want to guard your purity very carefully so God can see just what a devoted, loyal helpmeet you are determined to be. If you please Him, He will guide the perfect man to your fatherís door. As a True Christian,ô I am comforted knowing God can read our minds.

Thou knowest my downsitting and mine uprising, thou understandest my thought afar off.
Psalm 139:2

Start by reading the bible every day. Landover Baptist Church has a forum with very lovely, guaranteed Biblically accurate bible studies which you can use to really know the Word of God.

One thing to be aware of is tampons. You can see by the look on this woman's face just how easy it is to be sexually stimulated at any given minute!

Dressing modestly is another very easy, practical idea you can incorporate into your lifestyle. I find denim to be a superb fabric with which to make my clothing. It is sturdy and can keep up with me as I spend multiple hours grinding grains to make wheat for bread. They even survive daily cleaning the bathroom floor, as I joyfully do whatever I can to help my husband overcome masturbation. Because he refuses to touch himself even in the bathroom, there are, naturally, some drips and puddles throughout the day. Indeed, all my sons have been taught to be on guard against homosexual masturbatory urges. My dear sweet sons wonít even look for aim, lest they catch a glimpse of their growing and maturing manhood and get carried away.

Dressing modestly also separates you from sluts an whores found rampant in this society. Modern girls may think a gal is dressed modestly when she wears a simple pair of pants, but there is a reason God calls it an abomination.

The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
Deuteronomy 22:5

What we see is an innocent gal:

Men, however, fight a battle against lust every day. They see the short pants that lead the eye straight up the thigh into her crotch. The eye is then bounced between her breasts and crotch. A man will never even see the color of this poor wenchís eyes, so drawn is he to her naughty bits. In his mind, he sees this:

Nor will his mind stop there:

Notice the man no longer sees a beautiful woman, but a slut coming on to him, using his beloved truck to entice him into Satanís lair.

I know these images are shocking but I tell you this for your own good. A man, even a good True Christian man, fights a battle every day to control his lustful nature. You donít want to be the reason an otherwise good man spends an eternity in hell, sodomized by Satanís minions because he saw your ample young cleavage on the street or at school and could not overcome his base nature late at night when the family is asleep and heís in the shower.

Instead, wouldnít you feel better in a sweet, modest dress that preserves your integrity and doesnít lead a man to a lifetime of masturbatory disgrace?

In closing, Iím so glad you confided in me about your desires to be a True Christian lady of respect. I know the time you spend before Jesus on your knees will not go to waste. He will bless you abundantly if you keep your faith and read the Bible every day!

Say hello to your mother for me and tell your father I shall return his thing later this week, probably later in the evening as Iím terribly busy during the day.

God bless you,

With love,

Aunt Mary

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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