Re: How to reinvent the Republican Party as the Republicanistas? -
11-08-2012, 12:35 PM
Swarthy people are big on rape, both giving and receiving. Maybe it's because the bruises aren't very visible or something. So instead of hunting down binders full of women voters, let's go for the rapist vote:
"First of all, from what I understand from doctors [pregnancy from rape] is really rare [...] If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down." -Todd Akin, R-Missouri
The Biblical definition of "Legitimate rape": Deut 22:23-24.
"The only exception I have to have an abortion is in that case of the life of the mother...I struggled with it myself for a long time, but I came to realize that life is that gift from God and I think even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape that it is something God intended to happen." -Richard Mourdock, R-Indiana
Let's think of bumper stickers:
God wanted you to be raped.
God raped you.
Most people would be honoured to be raped by God
In the Bible God sends rapists as a form of punishment: 2 Samuel 12:11-14, Zechariah 14:1-2
God also uses rape as a reward for military service. The fact that democrats disagree with these laws is proof they hate the military: Deuteronomy 21:10-14, Deuteronomy 20:10-14
Now, I know the word "rape" is a bit polarizing, so to soft-sell it we need a new term:
"I’m very proud of my pro-life record...I’ve always adopted the idea, the position, that the method of conception doesn’t change the definition of life." - Paul Ryan, the TRUE Vice President
Bumper stickers:
Any method of conception is fine with God
God wants more conceptions, by any method
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